I HATE SUMMER
Frustrated1. My asthma is playing up, So It hurts to breathe.
2. Can't sleep because of said asthma.
3. Throat Infection again
Dear Immune System,
Fuck You.
And you Summer
Regards, Crazyfan.
Alucard smells. Bath time.Sir Integra Hellsing could smell Alucard before she saw him. Unfortunately for her, Alucard had a tendency to invade her personal space, half killing her with waves of undead B.O. “Alucard!” she exclaimed as he materialized right next to her, making her gag on the stench. “Yes, Master?” he responded, completely unaware. /Did God not bless him with a sense of smell?/ Sir Integra wondered. She clamped a hankie against her nose and mouth before continuing. “Alucard. You stink really badly. GO TAKE A BATH!” She commanded, her voice coming out muffled. Alucard left, confused, and Sir Integra took a deep breath.Alucard smells. Bath time.
Is this your...PERVERT?Thought for the day:Is this your...PERVERT?
If you can’t take it up the ass, don’t write poetry to Sir Integra.
Sir Integra lit her cigar as the helicopter prepared for take-off. Alucard had already left for Iscariot. He wasn’t going to stick around for the main event; he just wanted to play with Father Anderson. In a large box next to her feet was all the crappy Maxwell poetry. The box was pretty full as well. In recent days, she had gotten even MORE of the filth.
Later at Iscariot… The helicopter landed on the front lawns of Section XIII. Alucard and Anderson were fighting a short distance away. Sir Integ
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mm, what?
"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
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more disturbing than a cow on steroids.
Never let them know.
Thanks for the fav!
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I sometimes spend my whole lunchtime perving on Iscariot agents...you included.
The amount of time Anderson stays upright around me is directly proportional to the amount of slash I have read.
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